CHARACTER PROFILE: THERESA VANDROSS

Birthplace: Cyberspace

Birthdate: December 12, 2000

Base of Operations: Virtually anywhere

Height: variable

Weight: n/a

Eyes: Blue

Hair: Blonde

Skin: Blue

Assets: Escapist, attractive, magical, brilliant, sexy, metaphysical, hyper-contemporary, speculative and supernatural

Faults: Escapist, vain, subversive, ignorant, naïve, flighty, hyper-critical and superficial

Specs: Theresa Vandross is the embodiment of all that is seductive and desirable in virtuality. Her aim is to make every fantasy {primarily targeting the young white male demographic} come true. With no overt ethnicity or history., she even dismisses her blonde hair and blue eyes as “Post-Aryan” because she also has inhumanly hued blue skin. Theresa is the recombinant sign of digital euphoria. As she is virtually a cyborg who has captured and enchanted the lost souls of toon and bot alike, she has the ability to adapt and colonize every possible style in the remembered history of Art. Even though she has become the official taskmistress of Composition, Aesthetic theory and cybersex, she remains enigmatic as she keeps all her secrets to herself. Ever the tease, Theresa only reveals to the masses one hint at a time. With the exception of her composition methodology, she is a firm believer in right-wing libertarianism, Moore’s Law of Accelerated Returns, Social Darwinism, the Top-Down strategy, the digital domino effect and the trickle down hierarchy.